“Cross your heart.”

winterracial:

“DROP THE BASS” the orchestra member drops his instrument and knocks over all of the other musicians. the concert is ruined.

blaien:

meryl streep: the only presenter who didn’t fumble with the envelope like a peasant

iguessthatscool:

why are there so many wizards at the oscars this year

CRYING CAUSE MY MOM AND I THOUGHT THE SAME GUY JUST WON TWICE 

rectumofglory:

apriki:

‘who has a message for the academy?!?’

screen fades to black, a giant shot of leonardo dicaprios head appears

i have a message for the academy

#BURN IT DOWN KATE #’oui leonardo’

iloveeddieredmayne:

#do u hear the ppl sing singing the song of soapy men

arbors:

helena bonham carter always looks like she just woke up at like 4 p.m and was like “yeah i guess i’ll go sure” 

i think we can all now conclude that mercedes is actually homophobic 

“What’s a soulmate?”